A crucifixion, in case you didn’t know, is: an ancient method of painful execution in which the condemned person is tied or nailed to a large wooden cross and left to hang until dead.
So, as I said, you’re supposed to eat hot cross buns on Good Friday, but shops start selling them and people start eating them a few weeks earlier. I bought some the other day and as you can see here, it says best before the 30th of March, which is three days before Good Friday.
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Girl That’s $340 please.
Guy That’s really expensive for a bar of chocolate, isn’t it? チョコバーひとつなのにえらい高くない？
Girl Yeah, but you’re paying for your mum’s shopping too.
Guy What? 何？
Girl Your mum. あなたのお母さん。
Guy No, she wasn’t my mum. 違う、あの女は僕の母じゃない。
Girl I just heard you call her mum.
Guy No, she just asked me to say that. She was just some old lady. Honestly. 違う、あの女からそう呼んでくれと頼まれたんだ。あれはただの老婆だ。信じてくれ。
Girl Well, it’s $340. はい、では３４０ドル。
Guy Are you joking?! ふざけているのか？！
Girl I’m going to have to call my supervisor. 店長を呼びます。
Guy I don’t believe this. I was just … 信じられない。人の好意を・・・
Bitch - Transcript
Oh Lord. Oh, oh lord. Sorry to stare upon you like that. But, god, you look just like my son. Let my show you a picture of him. This is my son. Look you, look him. See how you look alike? Look him, look you. Look, look at my son. Oh bless him. He die a few years ago.
And you know what I miss? I miss him and I miss me someone calling me mum. I know it’s a big favour to ask, but could you please as I go out of there, please shout out bye-bye mum. And I go say bye-bye son. You could do that for me?
I can do that for you.
Oh thank you darling.
God bless you, son. Bless you. Bless you.
247 pound please.
That’s really expensive for a tin of tuna, isn’t it?
Yeah, but you’re paying for your mum’s shopping too.
No, she wasn’t my mum.
Sir, I just heard you call her mum.
No, she asked me to say that. She was just some old lady. Honestly.
Well, it’s 247 pound.
Are you joking? I just want the tuna.
I’m going to have to call my supervisor.
I don’t believe this. I was just … What a fucking bitch.